Wednesday, October 8, 2014

random confessions

I haven't linked up with Kathy in awhile, so get ready for some random fun!!

  • This morning I went to the bathroom shortly after I got to work. While there, I realized that Grover had eaten a hole in the crotch of my underwear at some point, and I had put them on this morning without noticing that fact. Oops.
  • I actually thought to myself today, "I wonder if I could hire a maid to deep clean the house and pass it off as C's birthday present." Wife of the year right here, my friends. Wife. Of. The. Year.
  • Related note-- I'm not sure when the last time I cleaned the house was. Pretty sure the last time I cleaned the floors was documented for posterity on Instagram, so feel free to look through the archives and give me the side eye re: how long it's been.
  • I have a "black tie optional" event to go to on Friday night, and I still have nothing to wear. I should be more concerned about it than I am.
  • I've started just buying maternity clothes. Given that I carry all my weight in my stomach anyway, and I was really tired of waiting to buy new clothes until I got pregnant, I just said fuck it. (And apparently I'm not the only one) I'm wearing this dress today, and it's probably the most comfortable (and cute!) thing I own. Within the past 6 months or so, I've really started loving my body for the way it is, instead of spending all my time wishing I could lose 30 (or 50) pounds. So I'm rocking the maternity clothes. #dontcare
  • Work has made me ragey lately. I really should Zen out about it more, because it's just work and whatever, but lord have mercy bitches be crazy.
That's enough random shit for one day, y'all. Trying to get back into this blogging thing one post at a time! :)


  1. OMG maternity clothes are SO comfy. I have a pair of underbelly maternity leggings that I refuse to give up. The only bad part is when they're all you can fit into, you get really sick of them really fast.
    Sorry you're feeling ragey about work -- I think it comes with the territory. I am feeling that way pretty often now, too.

  2. I have totally worn pants without realizing Bane ate the crotch out of them.

  3. maternity clothes are so comfy!! i still wore them even months after i gave birth because they're too comfy NOT to wear!

    thanks for linking up!
    Vodka and Soda

  4. that is hilarious about your underwear. my cats eat straps so I put on camis that have one chewed strap and I'm like, eh it still works. I have several maternity clothes, and zero pregnancy so ... no judgement lol

  5. First of all, the liz lange maternity line always has awesome stuff so I always want to wear the clothes. Secondly, gah on the underwear but seriously? Hilarious.