why i love my husband

Just a regular conversation with my husband on a regular Friday afternoon. (p.s.- the start to this conversation comes out of nowhere, as you'll see)
 

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C: http://www.babymed.com/tools/eye-color-predictor

C: http://dna-paternity-testing.com/eye-color-paternity/

C: The second website shows the science I was exposed to as a student in school. Now they're saying it isn't 100% accurate. Sometimes other genes interfere and the eye color isn't what you'd normally predict.

me: seriously, you're not helping with the fever :) i've spent at least an hour today working on my secret baby registry

C: It's not a secret. It's just a baby registry :)

me: well it's not public

hence it is secret ;)

me: the only person who's seen it is jayne. she embraces my crazy

C: It's not crazy Dear. We're planners.

me: this is why i love you the most

C: I dislike calling good behaviors "crazy" as much as you dislike the word "retarded".

me: some might argue the "goodness" of my behavior

C: Eh, that's ok.

me: good. i'm glad you think it's a good behavior

because i love it SO MUCH

C: If you still do it when you're 80 years old, then not so much...

me: well no. that would just be silly

and if we have a boy i'm buying this: https://www.etsy.com/listing/161016506/cardigan-onepiece-blue-gingham-bowtie?ref=related-0

C: That's cute. I'd add it to your Christmas list and make your mother buy it. BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY WOULD!

me: what if we don't have any boys?

C: Seems statistically improbable.

I'm actually a rare YY chromosome combination.

me: pretty sure that means you're not alive

me: or that your mom is a man?

hmmm... perhaps that's why i've never met her....

C: Mom was XXY. Rare, but possible.

Which makes me...

SUPERMAN

Or ManSquared

I haven't decided yet.

me: if she was XXY, that means she's not your mom

as those people are sterile

C: Most of those people are sterile...

me: they're also exclusively males

so back to how your mom's a man....

C: Doh. I should have claimed virgin birth or something.

me: wouldn't that make you a girl, since you'd only have girl pieces?

C: Worked for Jesus. Argument over.

BOOOM!

me: damn. foiled again by jesus

C: Like a nuclear non-sequitur.

me: i'm dying laughing right now

C: I might trademark that last bit.

NuclearNonSequitur(TM).com

me: website with one sentence on it?

pretty lame, if you ask me

C: Gotta get back to work TTYL

me: love you

C: Love you too. I'm glad we make each other laugh.

me: me too. we're lucky